1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:04,450 Find the caterer for the wedding. Oh, that's very sweet of you, dear, but I've 2 00:00:04,450 --> 00:00:08,550 already taken care of the caterer. Oh, by the way, Louise, what are we going to 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:12,010 have? Oh, my mouth is watering just thinking of it. 4 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:18,110 We're starting off with whitebait, kippers, bangers, and mash, then 5 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:21,590 pie, and my favorite, stuffed tripe. 6 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:25,450 Who's the caterer you were thinking of? 7 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:28,590 Well, guess it, John, that's what we're having. 8 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:31,820 Yeah, stuffed tripe. Tripe? That's what I had at my wedding. 9 00:00:32,540 --> 00:00:33,540 Just one question. 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,840 Do you eat it or throw it? 11 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:39,200 Okay, okay, okay. I guess that takes care of everything. Except the 12 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:43,780 Good. Then there is something I can do. I have this relative. It's my mother's 13 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:46,640 sister's cousin's second cousin's brother's sister's nephew's boy. 14 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,440 Or something like that. 15 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,860 Anyway, he owns a liquor store. 16 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,080 Yeah, but can he give us a good deal? 17 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,800 He will if I can prove we're related. 18 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:58,640 Just remember, no champagne for Tom or me. 19 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,410 Last time we had champagne, the room started spinning. 20 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:06,210 Too much to drink, Mrs. Philbin? No, they tied us to the ceiling fan. 21 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,980 in the hall, one cop in a field, one feeling a cop. 22 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:32,520 You know, I don't know about that guy. 23 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,260 Kirk? Oh, he's harmless. 24 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:35,900 Listen, I'd better get inside. 25 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,380 They're about to start the meeting. 26 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:39,760 I'll meet you at your place, certainly. 27 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:43,660 No, I'm saving myself till after our wedding. 28 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:49,080 Oh, the hell with it. I'll save the rainforest instead. 29 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,120 We're going to let you leave our little family without a proper send -off now, 30 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,420 did you? Oh, we're all going to miss you, Kate. 31 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:07,000 Oh, thanks. Same here. Look at the cake that Ben made for you. 32 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:08,840 Oh, Ben. 33 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,360 It's beautiful. 34 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,820 Thanks. I learned from a German pastry chef. 35 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,860 Well, he taught you well, Ben. That is a very professional piece of work there. 36 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,480 Oh, yeah. Schultz was the best. 37 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,380 When he wasn't drinking, that is. 38 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:23,780 Oh. Yeah. 39 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,780 He even taught me ice carving. No kidding. 40 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:27,280 Yeah. You know, one time... 41 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,820 I carved Mount Rushmore out of ice. 42 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,920 Mount Rushmore? Yeah, it was my masterpiece. 43 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:32,340 I see. 44 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,140 Unfortunately, Teddy Roosevelt wound up floating face down in Schultz's vodka 45 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,140 gimlet. 46 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:43,700 Well, thanks for the cake, Ben. I appreciate it. Oh, yeah. I better get 47 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:44,700 gotta go fix something. 48 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,740 If anybody finds a screwdriver in that cake, it's mine. 49 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,720 Enjoy. 50 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,059 Hey, Kirk. 51 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:56,520 You better go get the paper plates and all the rest of the stuff. Yeah, okay. 52 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:59,690 Oh, I'm so proud of you, Kate. 53 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:05,210 Four years ago, you walked into this group a wounded, bitter, and miserable 54 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,210 person. 55 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:12,330 Now you're a flourishing, strong, and thriving woman. It gives me such joy to 56 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:15,850 know I was able to help you become emotionally stable again. 57 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:18,970 What have I got to do with that? 58 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:22,110 Oh, please. 59 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:25,870 Just because I'm leaving the group doesn't mean we won't see each other 60 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:26,850 each other anymore. 61 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:28,010 You promise? 62 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,710 No, you're right. I never want to see you again. 63 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:35,530 Oh, I was kidding. I was kidding. 64 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:36,750 I know. 65 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:41,390 Oh, Louise, you're the best friend I ever had. 66 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:47,170 You know, I can't think of a single time when you didn't put my happiness before 67 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,170 your own. 68 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,450 Thank you. Thank you. 69 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:53,730 And in case I forgot to tell you, thank you. 70 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,189 Isn't he wonderful? 71 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:04,030 Hee -hoo! More than wonderful. 72 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,310 Who the hell he? 73 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:11,650 Well, my date calendar was filled last week, and I had this guy left over. 74 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:15,930 Who? You fixed the chap up with Keith. 75 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,670 Well, I figured he wasn't your type. 76 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:24,190 Huh. Louise, he turned out to be this unbelievably handsome, wealthy son of an 77 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:30,090 Argentine cattle baron. He may well be the most charming, romantic man I... 78 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:39,559 Beautiful name. 79 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,760 Oh, that certainly brings back memories. 80 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:48,300 Guitars playing, castanets clicking, mission bells ringing. 81 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,120 Mrs. Filbert, you have a Latin lover, too? 82 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,540 Actually, he was a sailor behind a taco stand. 83 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:01,040 You know, I've had some really great times here. 84 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,640 Armani jackets, $100. 85 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:41,160 Where are we going to get Armani jackets for $100? We don't. We get Armi jackets 86 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,760 and we tell them it was a typo. 87 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,100 Attention, everyone. 88 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:50,380 It's time for the graduation ceremony. 89 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:55,580 Oh, it's wonderful watching my little chicks leave the nest. 90 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,020 First Ralph and now Kate. 91 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:03,000 Get a grip, woman. You're giving me the blues. 92 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:27,660 that Kate McCarron... Okay, 93 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,880 this hereby certifies that Kate McCarron once again has a life. 94 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:41,180 She leaves these hallowed halls with a fresh outlook and a healthy attitude. 95 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:48,080 Kate, you are the most together woman I know. 96 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,280 You've got to get out more. 97 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,440 This group has done a lot for Kate. I mean, you should have met her a few 98 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,440 ago. She was so full of anger. 99 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,140 I mean, she hated men. 100 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:05,160 Well, who wouldn't after what that jerk of a husband put me through? 101 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:09,900 You know, John, after my divorce, you were the very first man I could talk to 102 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,100 without biting his head off. 103 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,140 That's because I never had designs on you. I mean, I knew you needed a male 104 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:19,040 friend. I mean, someone who you can count on and wouldn't put any sexual 105 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,040 pressure on you. 106 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,540 You and I are not lovers, John. We're buddies, remember? 107 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,600 Buddies don't get jealous. 108 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,859 I'm not jealous. 109 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:30,540 Well, you're sure acting like that. I'm not jealous. Are you sure? No, I'm not 110 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:33,559 jealous. You're jealous. All right, all right, all right. Maybe I am. Ha, ha. 111 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,500 Okay, I'm jealous. I don't know why, but I'm really, really jealous. 112 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,120 Well, that's stupid, John. I mean, make up your mind. What are we? Are we 113 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120 friends or are we lovers? 114 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:46,700 You want to be lovers? 115 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,740 Is that what you want? 116 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,180 Okay, John, come on. 117 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:53,370 Let's be lovers. Come on, let's stop. 118 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,110 What's the matter, John? 119 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:57,530 Don't you want me? 120 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,750 Yes. No. 121 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:01,610 Yes. No. 122 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,530 Well, which is it, John? 123 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:08,470 Well, I guess when push comes to shove, it's... Yes. 124 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:13,350 What are you doing? 125 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:14,930 I'm catching up. You're two buttons ahead. 126 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,850 Well, thanks, John, for keeping it... 127 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,060 Just friends. 128 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,880 What do you say we go cut the cake? Right. 129 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,220 What the devil is that? It's just a stupid beeper that Wendy made me get. 130 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:34,140 It's very convenient. Now she can torch me even though she doesn't know where 131 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,140 the hell I am. 132 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,900 Oh, come on, John. The woman is pregnant. 133 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:43,480 What happens if Wendy goes into labor? If you ask me, that beeper is very 134 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,800 sensible. Sensible? 135 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,680 What if she goes into labor while John's out beeping some other babe? 136 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:01,970 Isn't that nice? 137 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:05,570 You're divorced, but you still keep in touch. 138 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:11,670 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I'm coming, I'm 139 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,550 You better be in pain. 140 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,570 This is all so weird. 141 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:18,390 I love it. 142 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,690 But I hope Mitch and I don't end up like John and Wendy. 143 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:27,790 I was engaged to a guy named Mitch when I was with the circus, but it didn't 144 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:28,629 work out. 145 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:29,630 Oh, why not? 146 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:33,710 Well... He caught me getting out of the backseat of a car with 21 clowns. 147 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,670 You sure have lived, Mrs. P. 148 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,290 I sure have, kid. 149 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,490 I've got the rubber noses to prove it. 150 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,030 Thank you for sharing, Mrs. Filbert. 151 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:56,390 Kate! Can you believe the wedding is only eight days away? 152 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,230 Oh, I believe it all right. 153 00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:00,390 Well, yeah. I sound very excited. 154 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:05,130 Well, I'm more nervous than excited. I can't believe that with all this 155 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,710 happiness, something won't go wrong. 156 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:09,430 Trust me, Red, that'd be the best thing that could happen. 157 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,710 What? 158 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,850 That was a very cruel thing to say, Kurt. 159 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,750 It's not the guy for her. She's obviously settling. 160 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,070 What? 161 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,350 Hey, come on, admit it. 162 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:22,930 There's been an under -taught sexual tension between you and I ever since we 163 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,190 first laid eyes on each other. 164 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:27,390 Oh, Will, you shut up. 165 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,780 There's no sexual tension between us. It's just plain tension. 166 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,680 Kirk, can't you see that Kate is very nervous about this wedding? 167 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:39,840 You're acting like a complete jerk. Yes, you definitely owe Kate an apology. 168 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,000 Okay, I'm sorry. 169 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:49,160 I was way out of line with what I just said. There, I said it. 170 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,100 Are you happy now? 171 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,480 I guess. 172 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,780 Good, so we're friends again? 173 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,880 I suppose. 174 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:01,540 Okay. Now, if you people will excuse me, I'd like to be the first one to kiss 175 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:02,239 the bride. 176 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,620 Oh, now, I have a warning. Come on. Just one wet sloppy one. 177 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,080 Now, that'll do. That'll do. 178 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,400 You are not coming to my wedding. 179 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,620 You already invited me. Well, now, you're uninvited. You mean that? You bet 180 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,620 do. Good. 181 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,800 Now, I don't have to see you throw your life away on that loser. 182 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:25,740 You just physically abused me. 183 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:33,590 You inflicted pain on my body. 184 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,990 Don't tell me there's no sexual tension between us. 185 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:46,030 Good old Wendy. 186 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:50,490 Our toaster oven she couldn't use. The dust buster she couldn't use. The needle 187 00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:51,750 and thread she couldn't use. 188 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:54,110 But this beeper, like a fish to water. 189 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:59,350 Now, John, I'm sure it's not as bad... as you're letting on. Oh, yeah? It's 190 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:00,350 happening all the time. 191 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:04,250 Like yesterday, in class, I was giving a lecture on Shakespeare's Richard II. 192 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,630 And right in the middle of it, she starts, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 193 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:11,730 What really hurts, she interrupted one of the best performances of my teaching 194 00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:12,730 career. 195 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:14,650 Of comfort, no man speak. 196 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:19,130 Let's talk of graves, of worms and epitaphs. 197 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,510 Make dust off paper! Everybody! 198 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,760 after you during school hours. It must have been important. 199 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,680 It wasn't important. It was for the same reason you just called now. 200 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,460 To remind me to go to Lamar's class tomorrow night. 201 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,240 I don't see why we have to go. 202 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:42,040 When she had Matthew, she had the shortest labor in medical history. 203 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,560 It was breathe, push, plop, you're a father. 204 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,880 She doesn't need Lamar. She needs an egg timer. 205 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,940 I don't want to interrupt anything. 206 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:02,580 I just came back because I... I forgot to say goodbye to Tom. 207 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,760 My man. 208 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,660 Okay, now, I guess I'll be going. 209 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:18,360 Unless someone would like to apologize for some ugly things she might have 210 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,360 What's going on here? 211 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:24,960 I told him he couldn't come to my wedding. 212 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:27,430 Oh, I must have missed something good. 213 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,590 I think Kate overreacted a bit. 214 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,570 Maybe you should reconsider. 215 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,650 Kirk looks so miserable and pathetic. 216 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:46,730 Yeah, what he did was stupid and inconsiderate and obnoxious. But hey, 217 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:47,730 just our Kirk. 218 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,390 Maybe you're right. 219 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,630 Maybe I was a little too rough on him. 220 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,670 After all, we do go way back. 221 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:06,650 Yeah, I don't know what it is about poets, but they're a real turn -on. 222 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:08,630 Uh, Red? 223 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,250 What? 224 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,130 There once was a girl from Nantucket. 225 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,920 That is perfection. 226 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,140 You know what would set that off perfectly? 227 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,960 A little accessory, just something nice to dangle around that cute little waist 228 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,899 of yours. 229 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:39,900 Like what? 230 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,040 Like me. 231 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,100 Not in your wildest dreams. 232 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:49,600 Hey, Red, in my wildest dreams, you're taking a number. 233 00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,170 Shall we? 234 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:49,920 I've been thinking, John. Huh? After the baby's born, well, I really need to get 235 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,200 back in shape. And there's this great health spa that I've been reading about. 236 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,660 It's called the... What are you, nuts? I can't afford to send you to some stupid 237 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:57,660 fat farm. 238 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,840 Read. 239 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,800 How are you two doing? Excellent, Andre. Excellent. 240 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,220 Thanks to you. 241 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,659 Good. 242 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,520 Now let's do our light breathing exercises. 243 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,119 Ready? And the contraction begins. 244 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,900 John, if I don't go to a spa, how do you expect me to get my figure back? 245 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,880 Wendy, we are not married anymore. Why should I care what you look like? 246 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,000 John... Will you breathe, damn it? 247 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Very good. 248 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,319 I'm trying. 249 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,320 I'm trying. 250 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,380 Okay, I think that's enough for tonight. 251 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,580 Don't forget to practice on your own. 252 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,080 I'll see you all next week. 253 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,240 I know this may be out of line, but I was just wondering if you'd like to go 254 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,240 for a drink. 255 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:58,800 I really don't think Wendy should be drinking in her condition. 256 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,160 No, no, no. Of course she shouldn't. 257 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,300 Forget about Wendy. I was talking about you and me. 258 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,260 I've got two words for you. 259 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,780 Cold shower. 260 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 John. 261 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,940 I knew I shouldn't have brought you with me tonight. 262 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,440 John, we have to talk about this spot. No, we don't. 263 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,520 No, you are being totally unreasonable about the whole thing. 264 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:28,560 Now, I know that I wanted this baby and you didn't. And I know I left you for 265 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,499 another man. 266 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,420 And I know that you're financially strapped because you're supporting two 267 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,620 families, but be reasonable. 268 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,179 How much? 269 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,180 $1 ,400. 270 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:42,860 What? I don't care. I don't have that kind of money. What am I talking about? 271 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,860 don't have any kind of money. 272 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,460 So you can teach summer school or something. Now, look, Wendy. 273 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,020 I have been more than reasonable about all this. 274 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:53,480 I agreed to wear this stupid beeper. I even promised to babysit while you were 275 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,680 recuperating. I even clipped your toenails when you couldn't bend over. 276 00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:01,080 I am not going to teach a bunch of miserable, sweating kids remedial 277 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,380 just to send you to some overpriced spa where you can meet a muscle -bound hunk 278 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,300 who will try to seduce you with carrot sticks and tofu in a hot tub. 279 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,900 I'm sorry, Wendy, but I have my pride. 280 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,900 I forgot you drove. 281 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,279 There you go, Judge. 282 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,900 Well, thank you very much. Listen, do you have any idea how much longer we're 283 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,360 going to have? Yeah, very soon. Very soon, I hope. 284 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,640 Did you ever think you'd see this day, huh? Kate getting married. 285 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,860 No, I had her pegged for a loser. 286 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:43,040 Well, John, we did it. 287 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,280 Not we did it, we did it on the right. 288 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,699 Did what? 289 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:47,700 First minutes. 290 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,720 Zim catch? 291 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,060 Well, we went up front and we tied tin cans to Mitch's police car. 292 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,000 That's hilarious, except Mitch didn't bring his police car. 293 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,660 Uh -oh. 294 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:01,460 Listen, I gotta go check on Kate. Would you do me a favor and make sure 295 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,460 everybody's entertained, please? 296 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,660 Oh, no problem. 297 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,840 Tom, would you be a dear and run down to the Rambler and get my accordion? 298 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,039 Don't worry, John. 299 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,280 We'll handle it. I think he just wanted us to mingle. 300 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,560 I know that. 301 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,360 I just wanted to get rid of Tom. 302 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,200 I'm thinking of making a move on the judge. 303 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,490 Look, I told you it wouldn't turn out right. This is awful. 304 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,750 Look at this. This is not right there. 305 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:38,350 Please, please. You look beautiful. 306 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,830 Just relax. 307 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:45,170 I'm trying. I'm trying, but I can't. Kate, Kate, Kate. Your hair is fine. 308 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:49,110 Everything looks fine. I just put on a little makeup and we can get going. 309 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,170 I have already put on my makeup. 310 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,440 Look, that's such a good job you did, too. Look at that. 311 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:04,020 Pay no mind to her, John. Kate convinced herself something's going to go wrong 312 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,640 with this wedding. Look, Kate, Kate, everything's going to be fine. Believe 313 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,340 Are you sure? Yes, I'm positive. 314 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,599 Oh, 315 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,600 Kate, be a beautiful wedding. 316 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920 I know. 317 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,120 Stop it, stop it, stop it. Please, stop it. Look, there's one thing I pride 318 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,540 myself in, and that's being able to take charge and keep things under control. 319 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,980 Now, I'm a teacher. 320 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,380 I have to deal with a room full of kids who would rather be in prison than sit 321 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,860 in my classroom reading Voltaire. 322 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,160 Come on, just relax. Enjoy yourself. 323 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,820 Nothing's going to ruin this wedding. Nothing. Not while I'm around. 324 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,500 John, look, he's here. 325 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,760 Wendy. 326 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,260 I didn't mean to barge in, but if you give me a check for the health spa right 327 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,000 now, I can get a fantastic discount. 328 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,840 Wendy, we are having Kate's wedding here, and you're not invited. 329 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,660 I'm sorry, John, but I didn't know. 330 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:50,480 Give me a check, I'll be on my way. I'm not giving you anything. 331 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:52,540 Hey, John. Kirk! 332 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,900 Where's Kate? What the hell are you doing here? I'm here to stop the 333 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,820 John, I need that check. Where is she, John? I got something to get off my 334 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,640 chest. Stop, both of you. But I... Stop! 335 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:01,940 Is 336 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:10,760 something 337 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,360 wrong? No, no, no, nothing, nothing. 338 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,580 Everything's fine. 339 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080 Listen, 340 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:17,660 Kate, you wanted a small wedding, didn't you? 341 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:18,900 Yeah. 342 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:19,940 Oh, good. 343 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:24,540 And what do you say I go outside... Get the judge and Mitch and bring them in 344 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:28,140 here, and we'll lock the door, and you and Mitch get married in the bathroom. 345 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,960 What do you say? What do you say? 346 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:37,260 I want you out. 347 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,570 of here. Wendy, I want you out of here. Just be a second. 348 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,130 Kirk! I'm not going anywhere. Oh, yes, you are. 349 00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:54,450 Hey, please. 350 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:56,370 The last thing we want here is a scene. 351 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,070 Just stay calm. 352 00:22:59,090 --> 00:23:00,730 Wendy, what the hell are you doing with my checkbook? 353 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,670 Well, I'm just helping you see now. All you have to do is sign it. Here. $1 354 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:05,670 ,350. 355 00:23:05,890 --> 00:23:08,930 Yeah, isn't it great? The health bar said they'd give me a discount if I paid 356 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:09,649 them by tomorrow. 357 00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:11,630 In the kitchen. We've got to talk. Come on. In the kitchen. Come on, come on, 358 00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:12,269 come on, come on. 359 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:14,130 Oh, come on. You can wobble faster than that. 360 00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:20,650 I am not going to let you ruin this date for me. Now get out! I'm not going 361 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,810 anywhere till you call off this wedding. 362 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:27,810 Kirk, I swear I will kill you if you make me sweat in this wedding dress. 363 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,190 Too late. 364 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,450 Gotcha. 365 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:39,890 Mary Beth, I'm a little new to this group. 366 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:42,770 What are your New Year's Eve parties like? 367 00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:47,450 I'm sorry, but I need to talk to my ex - Swipe along for just a minute. But I 368 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:50,390 was told to wait in the kitchen. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride 369 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:53,610 before the wedding. Oh, yeah? I never saw Wendy before our wedding, and look 370 00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:54,610 where it got me. 371 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:59,130 I told you, I am not going anywhere. If you don't leave right now, Kirk, I... 372 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:00,130 Kate, what's the problem? 373 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:03,210 Now, 374 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,350 he's done it, Kirk. 375 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:10,430 Kate's upset enough without having you storm in here and make a shambles of her 376 00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:11,810 big day. Yeah, but... 377 00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:30,230 with the bride and have a good cry. 378 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:38,410 Hey, guys, come on. Me and Kate just had a little misunderstanding. That's all. 379 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,410 I say we break them in half. 380 00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:43,130 You guys better be careful. 381 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:45,590 Kirk told me he has a black belt in karate. 382 00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:47,070 Shut up, Annie. 383 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:05,940 New York City's finest, sweetest citizen with a deep psychological problem, so 384 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:06,679 be it. 385 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,680 Come on. 386 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,540 Psychological problem, my foot. Hey, don't tell me I don't have a 387 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:13,540 problem. 388 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,220 You would do if you'd gone through what I did. 389 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,120 I don't want to hear it. Right. 390 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:21,980 I'll never forget it. 391 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,120 I was driving through a small town in Iowa. 392 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,400 I was in Nebraska. 393 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,820 Whatever, somewhere near a lot of corn. 394 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:41,360 Anyway, I'm tooling down the highway, right? I'm on my way to Vandenberg Air 395 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,620 Force Base for this secret meeting with the president. 396 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:51,000 I spot this helpless little kid limping along the side of the road. 397 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:55,520 This old rusty pipe, he's using it as a crutch. 398 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,260 He tells me, He needs an operation on his leg, right? But he doesn't have the 399 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,800 money because his sister stole it from him because she wanted to have this big 400 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,060 fancy schmancy wedding. 401 00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:09,980 Turns out, this chick would rather see her little brother hobbling around 402 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:13,300 dragging that useless leg than have to get married at City Hall. 403 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,720 What could I do? 404 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,560 I did what you guys would have done. I sold my Ferrari and I paid for his 405 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560 operation. 406 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:30,420 But to this day, whenever I see a rusty pipe, or I hear the word wedding, I 407 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,420 just go crazy. 408 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:37,040 That is the dumbest story I ever heard. 409 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:38,559 Oh, yeah? 410 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,140 Well, let me tell you something, my friend. 411 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:44,680 That poor, helpless kid with the bum leg was Bo Jackson. 412 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,719 That's it. 413 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,680 That's it. What? That's what? I told him not to play football. 414 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,320 What's wrong with Kurt? 415 00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,980 Only Bo knows. 416 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:02,450 Made it myself. 417 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:03,950 Used nothing but water. 418 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:09,690 Well, I think it's beautiful, Ben, but why is the grain so much shorter than 419 00:27:09,690 --> 00:27:10,690 brad? 420 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,850 Time is an ice sculpture's worst enemy. 421 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:17,790 You better excuse me. I gotta go pop Kate and little Mitch into the freezer. 422 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:22,570 Have a heart, Wendy. I can't give you $1 ,350. 423 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:25,170 My checking account is already overdrawn. 424 00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:28,270 What's the difference? By the time the check bounces, I'll be beautiful. 425 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:31,110 No! Oh, shut up! 426 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:34,690 Sorry to interrupt, but I've got to stick this in the freezer. There's no 427 00:27:34,690 --> 00:27:37,510 in there, Ben. Just leave it on the counter. It'll be fine. 428 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:41,370 Great. So it's come to this. Frozen tater tots are more important than art. 429 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:45,410 Come on, honey. You've got to get out of here. The wedding is about to begin. 430 00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:46,249 Come on. 431 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,250 Let's go. 432 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:48,470 Excuse me, John. 433 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:51,970 Could we get things started? I have another wedding to perform this 434 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:55,130 Yes, of course. No problem, Your Honor. She was just leaving. 435 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:58,150 Oh, good. Okay. Now, everybody get seated. We're about to start. 436 00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:01,550 What's wrong? 437 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,120 Just a little twinge. 438 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,280 Wendy, I'm warning you. This is a wedding, not a twinging. 439 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,380 Don't worry. I'm all going to be okay. Sit over here. Sit over here and rest 440 00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:13,980 just a minute. Just a minute. Don't worry, John. 441 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,660 We'll take care of her. Thank you. 442 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,500 No funny business, Wendy. No funny business. 443 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,179 Where's Kirk? 444 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,460 Mitch and Mort took him outside. 445 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,640 They said they're going to break his leg. 446 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480 Ah, good. 447 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,620 Now, you've got to get a grip on yourself. 448 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,920 I'm trying, I'm trying, but I just know something else is going to happen. 449 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,940 Nothing else is going to happen. That's what I keep telling her. I'm sorry, but 450 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:51,300 I just can't get that scene from The Graduate out of my head. 451 00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:54,050 What are you talking about? 452 00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:59,450 Oh, you know, the one where Catherine Ross is about to get married when Dustin 453 00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:03,450 Hoffman starts pounding on the glass door before she and the groom have a 454 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:08,190 to say I do? She leaves that poor jerk just standing at the altar. 455 00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:14,630 Now Catherine Ross and Dustin Hoffman are big stars and nobody even remembers 456 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,290 that poor jerk then. 457 00:29:19,450 --> 00:29:20,930 You're losing your mind. 458 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,620 time to go. Go where? Go where? Go where? 459 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,540 To the living room, the living room, the living room. 460 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,500 It's time for your wedding. 461 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:12,740 Well, of course it is. Now, let's go. 462 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,200 God help us. 463 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:19,680 All right, we're ready. 464 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,660 Who gives this bride away? 465 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,260 I do. 466 00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:05,560 We're gathered here today to witness the marriage of Kate and Mitch. 467 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:10,580 If there's anyone present who objects to this union, please speak now or forever 468 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:11,580 hold your peace. 469 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,520 Do you, Kate, take Mitch to be your lawfully wedded husband? 470 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:24,540 I do. 471 00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:27,210 Do you, Mitch, take cake? 472 00:31:27,810 --> 00:31:28,810 No, 473 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:30,990 Wendy. No, Wendy, no. 474 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,250 Oh, God, John. 475 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:33,350 I think it's time. 476 00:31:33,610 --> 00:31:35,150 No, Wendy. No, Wendy, no. 477 00:31:37,010 --> 00:31:39,250 Oh, Bill, look what you've done, John. 478 00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:45,930 Please don't do this to me. Hey, you want to go to that spa? 479 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:47,750 I'll write you the check. John. 480 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:00,210 Told you she was fast. 481 00:32:00,810 --> 00:32:03,750 Does anybody here know anything about delivering a baby? 482 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:05,390 I helped deliver a horse once. 483 00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:07,990 I don't think so, Bill. 484 00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:11,730 I delivered a baby in my squad car. Good. Now you're it. No, no, no. Wait. 485 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,950 Kate, please. I've got to help you. Not before you say I do. 486 00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:17,370 Kate, I... Who's got the rings, Mitch? 487 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:20,210 I do. You heard him. He said I do. I do. I do. 488 00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:22,450 God, 489 00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:24,130 I hope you know what you're doing. Me too. 490 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,610 If it's any help, when the baby's coming out, be careful of its hooves. 491 00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:29,290 Feet. 492 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:49,650 I need a drink. 493 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:34,810 Bowl of water. 494 00:33:39,010 --> 00:33:41,930 Relax, relax, relax. Now, breathe. 495 00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:50,210 Oh, John, you... Look at you. This is all your fault. 496 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:53,230 Me? You're the one who wanted this baby, not me. 497 00:33:53,570 --> 00:33:56,870 Ow! That was only ten seconds between contractions. Help! 498 00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:05,980 Action. 499 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,440 Shallow breathing. Shallow breathing. 500 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:12,920 Oh, I'm gonna get you for this. Oh, shut up and hee -hee. 501 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,600 you guys are right. 502 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,820 I was getting upset about nothing. 503 00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:43,639 Mitch and I are going to look back on this day and laugh. 504 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:47,860 I mean, this is not your typical run -of -the -mill wedding. 505 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:53,420 Actually, I should consider myself lucky. 506 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,000 Kirk is out on the ledge. 507 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,560 Now he is. Don't do anything stupid. 508 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:19,220 He could fall and kill himself. Go away. 509 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:25,540 Gotcha. 510 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,060 Why are you making my life so miserable? 511 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:54,400 If you marry Mitch, you're going to regret it for the rest of your life, 512 00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:57,580 You are. You're not in love with him. And you know it. 513 00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:26,520 I can't. Red, what happens tomorrow morning when you wake up and you realize 514 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,860 guy sleeping next to you is in me? 515 00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:32,480 I am not going to let Mitch ruin what we got going. 516 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,360 What do I say? 517 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,880 I love you. 518 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,560 Someone tell her to keep it down. She's ruining my moment. 519 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:56,930 You love me? Yeah, I do. I just realized it. 520 00:36:57,190 --> 00:37:03,530 Oh, Kirk, you don't love me. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. 521 00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:05,570 You just think you do. 522 00:37:06,510 --> 00:37:11,510 You like to hit on me because you know I'll never take you up on it. I'm safe. 523 00:37:12,990 --> 00:37:16,250 And I guess I enjoyed turning you down. 524 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:24,170 It's like we've got this little... game going. 525 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:27,770 Only now you're afraid of losing me and the game will be over. 526 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:33,610 So you're saying that this is all game and that I don't really love you? 527 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:35,970 Yeah. 528 00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:41,150 But I can't tell you how good it makes me feel to find out how much you care 529 00:37:41,150 --> 00:37:42,150 about me. 530 00:37:42,810 --> 00:37:44,870 I'm flattered, Kirk. I really am. 531 00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:49,450 But it's not love, love. It's friend love. 532 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,080 You've just never had a woman as a friend before, so you don't know the 533 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,080 difference. 534 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,940 So, uh... Come on, let's just be friends. What do you say? 535 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Yeah, okay. 536 00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:08,260 On one condition. 537 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,439 What's that? 538 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,180 When your husband goes away, I get to whisper dirty little nothings in your 539 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,400 Kirk, you are a dirty little nothing. 540 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,800 Just like old... I love it. 541 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,680 Relax, relax, relax, relax. Just relax. 542 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,140 I am relaxed. 543 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,820 It's going to be any time now. 544 00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:34,580 Oh, hi. I don't believe we've met. 545 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960 I'm Wendy. 546 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,680 Mitch. 547 00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:42,080 By the way, Wendy, you're fully dilated. Oh, thank you, Mitch. You're welcome. 548 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,038 Now, push. 549 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,040 Yeah, Wendy, push. 550 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:48,680 I know, push. He just told me to push. I don't need you telling me to push. Now, 551 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,820 look. I just spent the last two months in that stupid Lamaze class learning how 552 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:54,080 to say push. And I'm damn well going to say push. Now, push! 553 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,040 Kate. 554 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,320 Yes, Judge Humphrey. I'm sorry. I am not going to be able to wait here any 555 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,520 longer. Leave and I'll kill you. 556 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,680 Wendy, Wendy. What? 557 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:18,160 Remember what they taught us in class? Just concentrate on something pleasant. 558 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:19,520 Okay. Okay. 559 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,540 I just soaked in a hot tub. 560 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,460 And I've had an herbal wrap. Yes. 561 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,380 And now I'm getting a full body massage. 562 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:29,740 Yes, 563 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:34,740 I'm being totally pampered at that beautiful health spa that I'm never 564 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:38,080 get to go to because you're such a cheap, selfish pedigree. 565 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,740 Good. Now listen to the pig and push. 566 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,440 We're getting close. 567 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,960 Did you hear that, Wendy? We're getting close. 568 00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:26,130 Cutie. Well, Daddy, you got yourself a baby girl. 569 00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:28,310 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's Wendy's. It's hers. 570 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:29,930 She's the one that wanted it. 571 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,290 A little baby girl? 572 00:40:34,110 --> 00:40:38,990 Oh, a little baby girl? 573 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:44,010 Say hello to Daddy. 574 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,020 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband 575 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,220 and wife. You may kiss the bride now, if you'll excuse me. 576 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:00,580 Touch 577 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:08,080 that 578 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,160 bouquet and die! 579 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:16,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. Look, put the phone to the baby's ear. 580 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,590 What could just eat you up? 581 00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:34,110 You better cool it with those 976 numbers. 582 00:41:36,150 --> 00:41:38,950 What? She was smiling. She was really smiling. 583 00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:44,670 Well, kiss the baby goodnight for me. Oh, and Wendy, if the baby needs 584 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,270 anything at all, just give me a call. 585 00:41:46,950 --> 00:41:47,950 What? 586 00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:49,690 Out of the question. 587 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,990 I'm not forking out $1 ,400 for that baby to go to a fat farm. 588 00:41:58,570 --> 00:41:59,570 Oh, adorable. 589 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,530 I can't wait for you to see my little Emily. 590 00:42:01,850 --> 00:42:05,390 Oh, is that why you decided to name her? Well, actually, Wendy named her Joan. 591 00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:07,730 I'm going to call her Emily. 592 00:42:10,350 --> 00:42:12,890 I see a lot of therapy ahead for this kid. 593 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:20,690 Wow, that's so sweet, Kirk. I had no idea you and Kate were such good 594 00:42:20,810 --> 00:42:23,650 Oh, what, are you kidding me? Kate and I are tight. 595 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:27,550 Yeah, what we have is very, very special. We really bonded. 596 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:33,640 Our friendship is based on sincerity and mutual respect, which, incidentally, I 597 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,060 now have for all women. 598 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:40,620 Wow, that's awesome. Oh, it's given me a whole new perspective on the female 599 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:41,620 race. 600 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:48,220 And, needless to say, it's put me in touch with my feminine side. You know, 601 00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:49,138 inner Kirk. 602 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:52,420 If you will, the, uh, Alan Allday in me. 603 00:42:54,060 --> 00:42:55,820 Wow, that's deep. 604 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:57,440 I cannot... 605 00:42:57,690 --> 00:43:04,670 speak for all men, but I know this man needs more than one woman friend to bond 606 00:43:04,670 --> 00:43:08,330 with. So I was thinking, if you weren't doing anything later, maybe you'd come 607 00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:11,210 over to my place and I could help you search for your feminine side. 608 00:43:11,530 --> 00:43:14,750 Well, that's never going to happen. 609 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:19,370 No wonder Alan Alden never scores. 610 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:25,470 Hey, guys. Get over here and look at these pictures of John. 611 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:29,220 This is her right after we got her home from the hospital. 612 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:33,820 Did you ever see such a round, beet -red face? 613 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,720 Look how puffy her eyes are. 614 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,860 Oh, and just look at that little smushed head. 615 00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:41,240 Yeah, she looks just like her mother. 616 00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:09,900 Sure brings back memories. 617 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,940 Don't tell me you spent your honeymoon there. 618 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,160 Better. I ran the game room. 619 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:27,580 Coming up next, it's an all -new Reasonable 620 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:31,380 Doubts, and Vicki and Tess must face a hit -and -run killing that leads right 621 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,078 their boss. 622 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:36,780 And Sunday night, who's Harry Crumb? He's a man of a thousand faces, but only 623 00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:37,780 half a brain. 624 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:41,940 John Candy stars in the network premiere of Who's Harry Crumb? Sunday night on 625 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:42,940 NBC.